Me and a load of mates went to this party. There was lots to drink and, at some point, I thought it would be a good idea to get a few minutes kip. I found a bedroom and started dozing. When I woke up, there was my best mate and another mate’s girlfriend going at it, standing up against the wardrobe door. I didn’t know what to do, so just lay there in the dark hoping they wouldn’t notice me. Everything was fine until they decided to use the bed I was in.