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Holy smoke
My friend Samantha was going out with this bloke who treated her really badly, but she just kept coming back for more. Couldn’t understand it until we went to a gig for a local band in a pub one time. There were curtains all around the room. I wasn’t sure where they’d gone until the band stopped playing and all I could hear was this moaning coming from behind one of the curtains. As the band started again, Sam and her bloke reappeared and she had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen on her face.